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跟各位街坊说件事啊,本来早就该说啊,都怪阿胖搞事拖了时间啊。打倒大胖啊。打倒网霸啊。重要补充啊:我们搞资本主义啊,不是共产主义啊,只讲金啊,不讲心啊。 (站务专版)

by Pasu @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 16:52
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昨天有劳水哥啊,把NPO的申请提交了啊,决定是三年前居委会作出的啊,字是一年前签的啊,name search是上个星期做的啊,拖了这么久不好意思啊,没有压力就没有动力啊。NPO的名字是HTKOU SOCIAL CLUB啊。

前面大家的讨论都看见了啊,没有回应是希望有了进展才好意思说啊。有德高望重的街坊提到这是老路啊,这里解释一下啊。老路的问题其实不是NPO啊,是产权问题啊。那是一个美丽的误会啊,可惜啊,美丽女人都是骗人的啊,美丽的误会的都是有毒的啊。

当初人肉联owner招呼大家咸与维新啊,其实人心里想的是小朋友们都来陪我玩啊,好的啊,不过我的就是我的啊,谁也不准动我的棒棒糖啊。结果象我这样的傻子一听,各种兴奋啊,屁颠屁颠就去轰趴了啊,自带口粮啊,没棒棒糖也没关系啊,反正户主是好朋友啊,大家有默契啊,学雷锋啊,做好事啊,真的很纯洁的有没有啊。其实我聪明不谢顶的水哥当时就劝过我啊,说产权不理顺,说啥也白搭啊。我傻啊,不听劝啊,自以为情比金坚啊,情义两心知啊。结果啊,美好的感情总是败给黑色的现实啊,最后就悲剧了啊,被户主轰出来了啊,青葱就这样枯萎啊,纯洁就这样堕落啊,各种蔬菜全都跟着倒霉啊。总之就是很衰啊,往事不多说啊,新来的不懂自己交点指导费叫阿胖给你八啊。

所以感情都是靠不住啊,我们要搞资本主义啊,不搞共产主义啊,这回只讲金啊,不讲心啊。NPO还是要搞啊,这样才好把产权转过去啊,不然法律上大家都在给我打工啊,我很穷啊,胡同口个个都是富豪啊,我没钱开工资啊。而且搞网站不知道什么时候就会给人告啊,我没后台啊,我好怕啊,多几个人一起背背也好啊。还有别的好处啊,大家都说了啊,开个证明什么的啊。当然报税是不用想了啊,那得是慈善组织才可以啊。

大家也提了很多NPO很多坏处啊,象选举啊,报税啊。居委会是这么打算的啊,教训是要吸取的啊,所以这回不搞远大目标啊,NPO的目标就三个啊。一是运营网站啊,二是搞文娱活动啊,三是公开程序代码啊,然后就没有然后了啊。居委会想法也很简单啊,总之就五个会员啊,全是董事啊,其实都不懂事啊,小虎家豪华地库是年会指定场地啊,大家鼓掌通过就选完了啊。报税希望可以找到义人帮忙做啊,胡同口藏龙卧虎啊,肯定有人才啊。我们反正也没想做多大啊,反正大家和和美美就好啊,谁也不要勉强谁啊,有事情商量着做啊,有分歧就投票啊。这三年都是这么过来的啊,暂时还行啊。以后谁也不知道啊。反正NPO成立好就开银行帐号啊,自动转帐交服务器月费啊,什么时候帐上没钱就自动欠费停机啊,也不用扯什么分不分行李解不解散啊。现在帐面的钱够胡同口租两年机器用啊,钱多烧手啊,好蕉绿啊,所以还要商量一下怎么把钱好好地花掉啊,不能辜负了街坊们啊,也许以后每年要出个连基本术语都没搞清楚的工科生专用预算案啊。反正这里面还有很多细则事项啊,以前都讨论了很多啊,08年冬天几乎每周都开碰头会啊,天寒地冻很不容易啊,到正式拿到执照的时候会公布啊,我们还要再细化确定一下啊。

总之,我宣布啊,用毛主席腔啊:胡同,翻页,口社交,俱乐部,快要成立啦!胡同,口人民,又当上傻……子啦!

祝大家玩得欢乐啊!!!!!!!!!

(咆哮!!!!咆哮!!!!!!前面都不敢用叹号啊!!!!因为知道胡同里很多普通和文艺街坊都不适应啊!!!!但是最近真心看了很多咆哮体啊!!!!说到最后喊一嗓子啊!!!!大家多担待啊!!!!谢谢啊!!!!)

P.S. 不逗了,正式的中文名称是胡同口街坊联谊会,去年签字的时候集体敲定的。

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美丽女人都是骗人的啊。。美女们砸牙

by pcx @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 16:58 @ Pasu

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11.看着真累!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by fishlonely @, Richmond Hill, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 16:59 @ Pasu

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To ride, shoot straight, and speak the truth--
This was the ancient law of youth.
Old time are past, old days are done:
But the law runs true, O little son!

中心思想:共产主义在htk实现了

by finn @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 17:01 @ fishlonely
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原来你们HK人也有活雷锋啊~~

by 绿腰 @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 17:02 @ Pasu

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你才……你们全家……

by Pasu @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 18:43 @ 绿腰

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沙市 NPO?

by ww @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 17:06 @ Pasu

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看来谁也靠不住, 还是自己股购吧 :Non-profit organization

by ww @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 17:15 @ ww

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恭喜胡同口人民公社成立啦!那什么“口社交”看着怎么那么别扭腻?

by shuangshuangma @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 17:11 @ Pasu

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口交社就顺多了。。。。。。

by 大灰狼 @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 17:12 @ shuangshuangma

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胡社交好象更不好

by pcx @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 17:39 @ shuangshuangma

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yeah!你看千万里多厉害,一说娃唱歌要义工证,帕总就搞NPO了.以后HTK有眼福耳福了:)

by m&m @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 17:18 @ Pasu

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这个意见很深刻。

by diaoyu @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 17:20 @ m&m

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咱这两娃唱得多好啊,不能肥水外流啊。

by m&m @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 17:30 @ diaoyu

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没看明白你们到底要干啥,只问一句:灌水时间能算义工时间吗?

by losthorizen @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 18:09 @ m&m

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你灌水时有没有 工资拿,没有就算,,,,,,

by 大灰狼 @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 18:26 @ losthorizen

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啊?人怕总写得清清楚楚3年1年1天啊啊啊,怕总是为了聚会时能让娃们一溜站着做义工,莱茵河去光临,街坊们都拽。。。。。。。总之再次无条件永远拥护HTKOU居委会:)

by dongzhimen @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 19:25 @ m&m

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lol

by awa @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 17:24 @ Pasu

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把5个董事正式亮亮呗,有事也知道好找谁啊:)

by lyh @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 17:29 @ Pasu

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有事找大灰浪啊,大灰浪是活雷锋啊。 //两年前就交代过了啊,看这里啊 (#223552)

by Pasu @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 18:49 @ lyh

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好多版主该打屁股了。。。。。。

by 大灰狼 @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 20:13 @ Pasu
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斑竹名单该update了,帕总。。。

by laoliang @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 20:45 @ Pasu

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哈哈, 好容易看懂了啥是口社交

by ningxin0809 @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 18:39 @ Pasu

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我也是看了一会儿才明白,胡同口社交俱乐部,中间还夹个翻页,LOLLLL 还不如叫胡同口街坊活动中心。LOLLLL

by 晶莹莹 @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 18:45 @ ningxin0809

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感觉叫“胡交部”比较上口, 或“胡社部”。。。。。。

by 大灰狼 @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 18:47 @ Pasu

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好的呀,只要保证up time怎么交都没意见。

by hearts @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 18:50 @ Pasu

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LOL,就用胡同口不行吗?

by armani7 @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 18:56 @ Pasu

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NPO就那么几个后缀选,要么就是HCA,要么就是HSC,还有几个其他啥的,选来选去还是HSC比脚符合我们的中指。不用这些后缀的话,也可以,但是手续要多一些,繁琐一些,所以就算了。

by Pasu @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 19:00 @ armani7

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好嘛,那咱们以后都是混 CLUB 的人了。

by armani7 @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 19:03 @ Pasu

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无条件支持HTKOU居委会所有决定,坚决支持怕总的啊啊啊体。

by dongzhimen @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 19:21 @ Pasu

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11,看着真累啊!!

by heian @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 19:29 @ Pasu

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要贺一贺啊,几时买只烧猪拜拜神啊

by bigben ⌂ @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 20:01 @ Pasu

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好了,不逗了,正式的中文名是胡同口街坊联谊会

by Pasu @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 20:19 @ Pasu

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不好,为什么不叫一个

by lyh @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 20:21 @ Pasu

更土一点的啊啊啊......

估计没有了吧

by ww @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 21:14 @ lyh

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满篇都是啊啊啊的,你写AV文的啊?:)还是要祝贺一下,三年了,靠,不容易,(怎么就三年了呢?)

by fatboy @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 20:23 @ Pasu

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忘了跟怕总解释一下,我哪天瞎提意见真的不知道那么繁琐和那么多讲究,就为了娃们,带给各位总麻烦了,我Sorry一下。感谢10下。

by dongzhimen @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 20:37 @ Pasu

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要来个万福。。。

by 豪哥 @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 20:41 @ dongzhimen

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街坊们的期望就是居委会的动力啊

by Pasu @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 21:13 @ dongzhimen

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还期望以后发展实体, 弄个HTK老年公寓什么的。。。

by 绿腰 @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 21:43 @ Pasu

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这下,怕总有事情干了:)

by dongzhimen @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 21:43 @ 绿腰

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这个事情小虎说了,他搞定 LOL

by Pasu @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 21:48 @ 绿腰

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GX GX

by nomatter @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 20:48 @ Pasu

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依照惯例。。。18大召开后常委们要雁翅型走个红毯。。。合个小照。你们红毯没有;就雪堆上来个pizza吧

by YanKee @, tor, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 21:20 @ Pasu
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“网站运营”咱们街坊能帮上什么忙吗?够租两年机器是长还是短啊?

by gwen @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 21:33 @ Pasu

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帮写程序啊,网管熬夜的时候唱个小曲啊(昨晚竟然被火总拒绝了啊,太狠心啊) // 两年有点长,不过其实没有两年啦,还有一些别的开销的,象NPO的申请费用啊,以后银行账号的费用啊,搞活动的一些费用啊

by Pasu @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 21:51 @ gwen

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啥也不说了,回头先公布个帐号,我自己没私房钱,从娃的小猪狠行里拿点出来捐。

by david_diao @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 21:33 @ Pasu

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;-DDDD

by m&m @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 21:38 @ david_diao

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啥也不说了 //hug

by Pasu @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 21:55 @ david_diao

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热烈祝贺

by wise @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 21:51 @ Pasu

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太棒了。谢谢你们辛苦的工作。

by littleboat @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 21:56 @ Pasu

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恭喜恭喜!期待公布帐号。。。

by linmeimei @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 22:04 @ Pasu

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靠, 当年水手还给我搞了班主玩, 跟这你混这么多年了还是跑龙套的。。。

by fzhou @, Thursday, February 02, 2012, 22:19 @ Pasu

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刚知道这里还有故事,一点又看到这个了。给老板敬礼!

by dongzhimen @, Sunday, October 06, 2013, 20:48 @ Pasu

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